Subtleties of Language

So I have to pass on a pretty hilarious story that I heard tonight. I went out to happy hour with my friends Pam and Pat (from Colorado Springs) and they were talking about their dinner from the night before. Pat was a little confused about the type of food that they had eaten. They had gone out to a Lebanese restaurant however she kept referring to it as a Lesbian restaurant. While reading the menu she couldn't decide between the Lesbian salad (gives a whole new meaning to "tossing the salad") or one of the homos (spelled hommos...or as I would spell it hummus) dishes. Understandably, Pam found it hard to contain herself and they eventually scared off the neighboring patrons. As they are relaying this story to me tonight we started discussing other genres of food that we enjoy and Pam and I agreed that we both like Tapas...which Pat (understandably givin the previous conversation) thought we said "topless"bar...I must have peed a little in my pants I was laughing so hard. Love the girl time! Pam and Pat