Caution: Closeoutitis

As many of you know I work in Financial Management (FM). September is the end of our Fiscal Year (AKA...closeout). We have recently discovered a rare new disease that affects those in the FM Community. Some of the symptoms include:
sudden lengthening of canines
multicolored nasal discharge
and unexpected facial hair growth.

If you experience any of these symptoms, please...don't call us...we could give a shit!